Dubious Finanacial Services
For the Inferior Male
Our goal here at DFS is to help you to happily part with your money in a way that is both painful to you and profitable to Me.
We here at DFS realize the difficulty that some have had in finding a Mistress who is insatiably greedy and who will use you in the way that is befitting a Goddess.
DFS is possibly the only financial services group that will give you a written guarantee:
We guarantee that your investments will become My property, and will earn you a 0.00% interest rate, compounded quarterly.
We know You’ve run across the little girls who, frankly, don’t realize the importance of getting as much as they can as quickly as they can,
and who may be worried about hurting your lifestyle or worse yet your feelings.
They’re so happy if you give them a couple of hundred bucks.
Truly pathetic creatures.
Then there are the financial dommes who actually care whether or not you get off on this.
Pfffttt.
Well suck it up, honeycakes, because you won’t get that kind of pampering here.
The only pampering here will be what you can do for ME.
And yes, I do know what that does to your little winkie, and quite frankly, I really couldn’t care less.
(Although I do get a giggle out of it once in a while!)
We offer many distinctive services to allow you to part with what is in your wallet and on your credit cards.
(I urge you to run up the cards to the max, and then to move on to your bank accounts;more bang for your buck!)
Some of the exclusive services we offer:
Bill Pay Insurance: You choose one or more of a variety of bills and insure that they will be paid for a specified period of time. (3 month minimum, 2 months in advance due at time of sign-up)
Pay Me Now: Just as it says; send me some money. Anything less than $50. is an insult and will be used to clean up after my adorable (and expensive) cats.
Annuities: Choose an amount from My annuities list, and send it to Me every year. This is one of the easiest ways to contribute to My fabulous lifestyle!
Life Insurance: You send a certain amount every month (or bi-weekly if you prefer) to ensure that My life is as fabulous as it can possibly be.
Mutual Funs: When you invest in mutual funs, I use your money to have fun with friends and lovers. You may contribute to this as often as I like.
Retirement Plans: You send Me your money, and it is retired into My account.
Trusts: This is when you give Me your banking and/or credit card information trusting that I have much better things to do with it than you. And for those of you with a more conservative bent:
Mistress Avarice's Piggy Bank;you send it, I save it!
